ppl think im a Lab, but they don’t make labs in white! As far as i know, i got my color from great pyrenees(15%). im 40% foxhound, 25% peetbul, Lab, & st bernard.

i used to look like a hound, but my saddle and other patches faded at mid-age. but i still think like a hound! my all-time favorite thrill is chasing foxes. i’m a decorated hunter with thousands of high speed chases. i’m part sighthound and part scenthound. i’m good at tracking other aminals with fur. and i know a few tricks to get li’l chipmunks out of hollow logs.

i’m kinda lame in one leg due to a torn ligament during a chase. i also have a 1/2″ tear in an ear due to a scuffle with a raccoon that did not go well. i’ve chased coyotes a coupe of times and fortunately they ran away. probably because I was charging at high speed and had a blinking LED collar around my neck. otherwise they would have eaten me for lunch! I am actually lousy at catching animals but I caught a muskrat off guard out in the reeds and started thrashing it around until I was forced to release it. I got in huge trouble for that. I also caught a poisonous toad and its venom made me numb and drool. i could have died if i ate it. but, like a dumbass, i still

squirrels don’t do it for me. they’re so banal and urban. i leave them and their antics for the ordinary pooches in my neighborhood. i walk right by them on my way to search for real wild animals. but one time a squirrel lost its balance on a tree branch while trying to mate, and landed right next to me in a daze.

for any dog, which is basically what i’m, this is like winning the lottery. even though squirrel isn’t my prey of choice (they are a pain in the ass) i had to pounce on the opportunity. i thrashed it around in my jaws like a crazybeast and it stopped moving. that was a tremendous disappointment. i was hoping for a little brinksmanship! in disbelief, i buried my schnoz in squirrel fur and inhaled it. first time i got to know the aroma of fresh squirrel without any odor of decomposition or rot. then after i turned around and walked away, it woke up and high-tailed it. i have no idea how that happened.

my second fave thing is to hang out with my dog pack. all kinds of dogues. i like big dogs and i respect them. i especially like people and other dogs. the little yippy dogs who feel intimidated and bark fiercely at me? i don’t even acknowledge the little twits are there. they need to listen to some cool jazz or something.

i sniff the ground and track scents, and will eat almost anything. so i really am a hound and a lab. generally ignore little dogs.

in my head i have a huge mental map of everything within a half hour walk from my lair. i also know where all the wild animals live.

i’m amenable to pretty much everything . but my pet peeves are insects.. the flying ones really piss me off and i’ll snap at them.

i love dog food, american food, fast food, breakfast food, lunch food, dinner food, chinese food, mexican food, greek food, indian food, southern food, thai food, french food, italian food, japanese food, korean food, equatorial guinean food, spicy food, mild food, other dogs’ food, and all food.

i’m not a carnivore. i love vegetables including goose poop. the only thing i don’t care for are citrus and arugula.

happy tails to you!